I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
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