so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
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I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
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It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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