haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
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I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
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hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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