Sry I called you an 8
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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