have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
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oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
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I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I just gargled with NyQuil
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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