We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
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On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
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Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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