I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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