i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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