apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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