My nipple is on Facebook.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
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Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
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just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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