GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
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Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
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I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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