Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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