Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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