My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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