...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Randomize
