It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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