Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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