DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
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When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
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They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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