Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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