I wanna passion pit in your ass
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
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He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
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Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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