Define "chronic" masturbator.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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