at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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