like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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