question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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