My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
We had to coat check the pizza.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
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Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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