i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
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ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
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Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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