He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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