I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
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She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
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so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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