I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
this must be what syphilis tastes like
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We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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