I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
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i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
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No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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