Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
