just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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