Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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