Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i came on her dog
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this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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