Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
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I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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