i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
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I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
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My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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