Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
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I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
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Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
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