you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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