I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
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i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
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A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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