Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
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Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from