I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
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Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
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he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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