But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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