i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
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Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
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dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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