OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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