I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
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Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
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You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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