So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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