he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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