Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Randomize
