do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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