Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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