This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
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i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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