Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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