Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
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I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
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My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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