trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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