There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
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I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
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Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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