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(908): View more from New Jersey

im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song

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(319): View more from Iowa

We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.

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(+64): View more from New Zealand

I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water

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(209): View more from California

and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?

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